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September 19, 2007

Talk Like a Pirate Day!
by @ 9:10 am.

Avast, me hearties!  Don’t forget that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Halo Nights
by @ 9:06 am.

Speaking of Halo 3! A music video called Halo Nights is out on the net, which I thought was pretty funny.

March 30, 2007

Normal Person vs Scientist
by @ 9:40 am.

Scientists, good ones anyway, are just different kinds of people.

I think this comic sums up the difference quite nicely.

January 12, 2007

Stephen Colbert on the iPhone
by @ 6:52 pm.

“The phrase is ‘Whoever dies with the most toys wins.’”

November 27, 2006

Vacation Recovery
by @ 12:17 pm.

I often find that after a vacation, I need a rest. At least now that I have kids. They don’t consider sitting around doing nothing fun as much as we adults do. It’s worth it though.

November 2, 2006

Best … Chart … Ever
by @ 1:24 pm.

Composition of Pacman

September 19, 2006

Talk Like a Pirate Day
by @ 8:31 am.

Yarrr! Don’t be forgetting that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys.

August 25, 2006

Improv Everywhere Mission: Slo-Mo Home Depot
by @ 9:56 am.

I’ve linked to these people before.

This time, they get a crowd of people together to shop at Home Depot in slow motion. The thing that I found the interesting is the difference between what actually happened and the perception of the employees.

July 1, 2006

Riddles
by @ 10:54 pm.

Xander got a small book of riddles recently.  We were reading though some of them tonight before bed.

Xander asks, “What did one eye say to the other?”

“I don’t know.”

“Between you and me there is something that smells.”

So I found that one pretty funny so I started laughing.  Xander laughs too.  I explain the joke to him a little bit so he’ll understand why we are laughing.

So I have him tell that one to Kate.  We all start laughing and Xander says, “It’s funny because eyes can’t talk.”  Kate and I almost hurt ourselves laughing.

June 29, 2006

Casual Gaming
by @ 8:36 am.

I don’t want to be a casual gamer. Lately, however, that’s what happens.

At least I can admit I have a problem.

May 2, 2006

Improv Everywhere Best Buy Mission
by @ 9:48 am.

Found this out on the net.

A group of about 80 people go into a Best Buy dressed to resemble employees. They don’t ever claim to be, they just all show up at the same time and hang around the store. Quite funny.

March 10, 2006

Top 10 NASCAR Driver Pet Peeves
by @ 9:23 am.

I came across this today. It’s a Top 10 list from The Late Show with David Letterman from December 2nd, 1999. It was read by Dale Jarrett, who had recently won the Winston Cup at the time.

THE TOP 10 NASCAR DRIVER PET PEEVES10. Winning a race, then getting passed on the way home by some dork in a Hyundai.
9. You’re eight laps down, and the only advice your pit crew comes across with is “Go faster.”
8. Kids in the back keep asking, “Are we at Lap 236 yet?”
7. Right in the middle of the race, your N’Sync tape gets chewed up.
6. You’re doing 200, and Letterman still passes you.
5. After a fill-up, your pit crew doesn’t give you a free NFL drinking glass.
4. Guys who think they have a lot in common with you because they once did 70 on the Interstate.
3. I won the Winston Cup, but did they send me any free smokes? Hell no.
2. Tell crew chief you need to use the restroom, and he says, “Well, you should have thought of that before you left the house, mister.”
1. Guys who drive only 160 in the left-hand lane.

October 13, 2005

Stolen Cow
by @ 2:13 pm.

Kate and I used to drive by this stolen cow (it wasn’t stolen at the time, of course) on a regular basis when we lived in Chesapeake. Just kinda odd.

April 29, 2005

Darth Vader’s Weblog
by @ 2:25 pm.

Darth Vader’s Weblog starts out just before the events in The Empire Strikes Back. It’s very funny. I’m looking forward to seeing how long it goes on.

November 2, 2004

Exit Poll Humor
by @ 1:15 pm.

We’ve been joking at work for the past week about what we should tell any exit pollers we come across today.

You can imagine my joy when I came across this.

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